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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]lovemelissa:
singthiswithme:
alisonboag:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
Best way to get out of class
Omg LOL

OMFG MADE ME DROP MY FORK CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
omfg
I wonder what the proffessor was thinking
he went the wrong way. dead.
Only in Australia!
this guy
this guy
SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS AT JMU IN ONE OF MY CLASSES
(Source: farhaaan)
via pastichee.
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- My Dad:If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
via pastichee.
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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom

(Source: moritzsstiefel)
via MexicanJesus.
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- me:haha ok
- autocorrect:HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
via zef side represent.
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soselfimportant:
my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
what is
what
what
what
what
w h a t
via Lady Delish.
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I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
(Source: splinteryourspine)
via Lady Delish.
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smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
runningcreativity:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose

Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
via pastichee.
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