(Source: einsteinonacid)

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ericmortensen:

officialssay:

Mitt Romney’s new iPhone app, misspelling America. (via @thischoi) 

Alright people. Take a moment. Savor it. This is as good as it gets. 

ericmortensen:

officialssay:

Mitt Romney’s new iPhone app, misspelling America. (via @thischoi

Alright people. Take a moment. Savor it. This is as good as it gets. 

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lovemelissa:

singthiswithme:

alisonboag:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


Best way to get out of class

Omg LOL

OMFG MADE ME DROP MY FORK CAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

omfg

I wonder what the proffessor was thinking

he went the wrong way. dead.

Only in Australia! 

this guy

this guy

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS AT JMU IN ONE OF MY CLASSES

(Source: farhaaan)

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  • My Dad:If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

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When this happened
Me

kuntabulous6:

saddest fucking day of my life, omg. 

(Source: rschocolate)

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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

(Source: moritzsstiefel)

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  • me:haha ok
  • autocorrect:HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car

(Source: splinteryourspine)

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smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:

runningcreativity:

smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:

my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose 

Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?

no thats willow smith from the hunger games

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